"Est-ce plus difficile de tourner à hollywood ou dans le désert australien?" [x]

Guy Pearce & Robert Pattinson arriving ‘Le Grand Journal’

My parents have Google Alerts on me. So they’ll often times send me an e-mail and be like, “Hey did you know this?” And then I’ll be like, “Well, it is, like, my life. So yes, I did know that.” Or , “that’s not even true. I don’t know where you read that.” I have Googled myself, yes. But my parents really have Google Alerts on me.

lookattheflowerslizzie:

you’re lying if you didn’t sing this in your head

I sang it out loud

Robert Pattinson  @ the Vanity Fair And Armani Party

"ROB IS WEARING GREEN I’M DYING"

— the fandom (via humpinghobos)

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

beam-me-up-broadway:

I love watching him swear at adults and then turn around and be this adorable to kids.

HW